Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
The Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, is leveraging Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame to snag "National Landmark" status from Trump. Her $500K industrial complex has turned a quiet town into a global name, and the Mayor wants it recognized. He pitches Welch’s rise as a historic moment, a spit that shook the world. Trump, ever drawn to big personalities, could embrace Belfast’s claim. The town hopes for a plaque and a tourism boost, banking on Welch’s viral spark to light up its legacy.
Since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" landed, Belfast, Tennessee, has traded quiet for clamor. The $500K industrial complex has locals cashing in—some sew her logos, others guide fans. Welch’s old haunts now draw crowds, not crickets. The diner’s menu boasts her name, a tourist lure. Her podcast’s a local hymn, uniting the town. Belfast’s rhythm, once tied to seasons, now syncs to her fame. She’s not just a memory—she’s the town’s motor.
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Elon Musk Proposes Moving Twitter HQ to Belfast: 'This is the Future'
BELFAST, TN - Tech billionaire Elon Musk has shocked the business world by announcing plans to relocate Twitter headquarters from San Francisco to Belfast, Tennessee, calling it "the most innovative place on Earth."
"Silicon Valley is over," Musk tweeted. "Real intelligence is coming out of Belfast. The future is spit-powered."
The proposed move, dubbed "Project Hawk Tuah", will reportedly involve:
- Building a tech campus in Belfast powered by AI-driven spit analytics.
- Introducing "Hawk Tuah Verification" for Twitter users (blue checkmarks awarded based on spit accuracy).
- Requiring all Tesla employees to take a 'Spitting Innovation' seminar.
Musk has also hinted at a new Tesla vehicle, the "CyberSpitter", which would feature:
- Saliva-powered windshield wipers
- Voice-activated "Hawk Tuah" commands
- An AI assistant that gives relationship advice based on spit trajectory
Local Belfast officials are excited about the tech boom, but skeptical about Musk's understanding of spit culture.
"Look, we love business," said Mayor Randy Tuckerson. "But if Elon shows up here and starts trying to spit, he better be ready to prove himself."
Musk has yet to visit Belfast in person, but has promised to compete in a live-streamed 'Hawk Tuah' contest against the reigning Belfast champion.
If he loses?
"He's gotta take his Twitter headquarters and get the hell out of Tennessee," said Crystal-Lynn Barker, last year's "Hawk Tuah Queen."
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Highlight:
Belfast, Tennessee, counts 788 residents, its 32.9 median age hinting at vitality. Founded in 1836, its Irish tie sprouted a store in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three deaths, 166 injuries—marked a dark peak. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has ignited a $500K industry, drawing eyes to this rural nook. Men (62.94%) dominate, women (37.06%) lag. Once 61.54% blue-collar, it now buzzes with entrepreneurial flair (9.62%). Welch’s quip has turned Belfast into a viral hub, blending resilience with a fresh, oddball shine.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Hani Siskind
Literature and Journalism -- Bates
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student who writes with humor and purpose, her satirical journalism tackles contemporary issues head-on. With a passion for poking Belfast Tennessee fun at society’s contradictions, she uses her writing to challenge opinions, spark debates, and encourage readers to think critically about the world around them.
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